Honesty is usually the best policy, and this design doesn't hold anything back. Featuring our favorite relatable homebody in their signature purple hoodie, this character sports a delightfully unimpressed expression that says everything before they even open their mouth. Below, the ultimate socially anxious truth is laid bare: “SORRY I’M LATE, I DIDN’T WANT TO COME.”
It’s the quintessential tee for the brutally honest, the professional procrastinators, and anyone who has ever sat in their car for fifteen minutes giving themselves a pep talk before entering a party. This design perfectly captures the internal struggle between social obligation and the magnetic pull of your own couch. Whether you’re wearing it to a mandatory meeting or a gathering you were "guilted" into attending, this shirt ensures your arrival is as memorable as your reluctance.
Product features
- Two-piece color-matched jersey hood for extra warmth and clean lines
- Relaxed dropped shoulders for an easy, lived-in silhouette
- Large pouch pocket for warmth and quick storage
- Medium-heavy 8.4 oz fleece with ring-spun cotton blend for soft durability
- Made with OEKO-TEX Standard 100 and produced in FLA/WRAP-certified facilities
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
