The ultimate "gatekeeper" tee for those who are strictly invite-only. Featuring our signature judgy owl looking utterly unimpressed by the guest list, this design delivers the swiftest of rejections with a punny punchline: “Hoo? Not you.”
It’s the perfect blend of avian wit and cold-hard boundaries. This shirt is for the person who has zero room for nonsense and even less room for uninvited opinions. Whether you’re dodging an awkward conversation or just making it clear that your inner circle is currently at capacity, this owl does the snubbing so you can stay zen. Wear it to crowded events, busy airports, or any place where "selective" is your middle name.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — breathable and soft
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved fit and shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew neckline for classic styling
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified compliance
- DTF/DTG sleeve and neck label printing options; blank sourced from Honduras; various fabric blends for heather colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
