The ultimate survival gear for the social hermit who just wants to retire to their sanctuary. Featuring our signature judgy owl, the design reads: “I'll be in my room if you need me (please don't need me).”
It’s a polite-ish way to announce your departure while making it very clear that "availability" is a relative term. Perfect for family gatherings, long weekends, or any moment where your bed and a book sound infinitely better than human interaction. This tee captures that specific brand of reluctant politeness—the kind that says you’re technically reachable, but you’d really prefer to be forgotten for the next 4-6 business hours.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and seam for lasting shape
- Side seams and shoulder tape provide structure and improved fit
- DTF/DTG printing options ensure crisp, vibrant sleeve and neck-label graphics; tear-away label to reduce irritation
- REACH certified, ethically manufactured with fair-labor standards; sourced blank from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
